Jeremy: Weeping for a man

Here's what you need to know about this picture.
1. This picture was taken outside of the Metrodome after the Twins game on Friday night.
2. It was taken with my phone.
3. YES, the guy is carrying his girlfriend's purse.
4. He did not look uncomfortable doing this.
5. I laughed out loud when I saw this.
6. I died a little bit inside later that night when my soul wept slightly for the death of this gent's manhood.
7. My wife knows that this will never be me.