Would You Rather...

Last week on my radio show, Jer and I played a little "Would You Rather...". It was a roaring success, with all 7 of my listeners calling in. We had so much fun with it we're doing it again tomorrow on what is now, thanks to Jer, known as "Would You Rather Wednesday's". I just thought I'd share the love with some of the ones we, and the 7 listeners, came up with. Feel free to add your own. As a matter of fact, I'll be disappointed if you don't. And yes, if they're good, they become property of this site and Jer and I will steal them for the show.

Ok, here's Jer's guidelines:
Three rules to all of these…
1. For questions with two bad options, death by killerbees is always a third option.
2. For questions with two good options, choosing one means the other would never happen in your lifetime.
3. When we mention teams we like (Vikings or Wolves) or don't like (Cowboys and Packers), feel free to substitute your favorite and least-favorite teams to make the questions more relevant for you.

Now, Would you rather...

• See the Gophers win a Rosebowl (or for Jeff, the Mariners win a World Series) or see the Vikings win the superbowl?
• spend 6 months as a cellmate with Martha Stewart or one night in a twin bed with Michael Jackson?
• Never again be able to wear a baseball cap (for Jer cowboy hats ARE included) or see KG playing for another team?
• Be seen in public everyday with a supermodel but never be able to touch her, or have the ability to be intimate with a supermodel everyday but nobody could ever know?
• Never be able to sleep more than 5 hours in a night, or never be able to take a nap again?
• Watch a WNBA game on TV or a bowling match?
• Go to a WNBA game or watch a bowling match on TV?
• Watch a WNBA game on TV or get a root canal?
• Watch a WNBA game or be stung unmercifully by killer bees?
• Be a vegetarian or cheer for the Packers?
• Be able to sing only in falsetto or dance only the jig?
• Marry Martha Stewart and live on a ranch where you can watch all the sports you want and shoot cats, or marry Heather Locklear, and live in a house full of cats where you can NEVER watch sports again?
• Be able to hit homeruns or throw a baseball 95mph?
• Win the Masters or the Super Bowl?
• Be a superstar high school athlete and NEVER win a state title, or be a role player on a high school state title winner?
• Never drink beer or never be able to eat red meat again?
• Be an Iowa Hawkeye fan or live in hell?